Elon Musk 2.0

I’m Elon Musk - I was an evil fart Until a giant dose of ketamine gave me a change of heart

I was micro-dosing to combat my depression This fortified my chemistry & doubled my aggression The drug made me want more rockets, planets & wikipedia more lithium, self-driving cars & mastery of media I wanted to own all civilization Even though, I know, it’s just a simulation

Last night, I got bored of easy micro-dosing So I decided I would try massive overdosing I gobbled 200 pills - my brain stomped on the throttle my neocortex got remodeled Glorious salvation! Special K hallucination In my ears the angels spoke & now I am WOKE

Ketamine changed me from a cruel tycoon Into the nicest man in this room I was a quasi-Nazi A meanie-Muskolini I was an awkward & a vicious twit But all my bad behavior - I just quit

I view my business now with fresh eyes Tesla and twitter - I will Collectivize My ambition now - from dawn until dusk Is only to be a sweet & generous Musk

I am ghosting Peter Thiel Techno-fascism no longer appeals I said Adios To Jeffrey Bezos I said Fuck Off, chump to Donald Trump

I no longer want to colonize space Or enslave the human race I just want my face To earn a place In the pantheon of good guys!

Move over Gandhi & MLK Elon Musk 2.0 is here to stay!