Marvin, you shoulda married that electrician

She had great legs & a good sense of humor — she was thrifty, she was honest —

Marvin! You’re so infantile! — The electrician was flat-chested so you left her for this Ursela - yikes! Ursela is an elite castration device - A blue-blood nutcracker Her Princeton sweatshirt, voyages around the world, pedigreed Appaloosa - I feared her instinctively

Sure, Marvin, sure, I know you love Ursela’s big breasts - Marvin, listen, you were a happy plumber but now you’re moving into corporate real estate because Ursela said your job wasn’t sexy - so you traded in your tools for a suit?!? Marvin, we joined the IWW together but now you wanna lick the silver spoon in Ursela’s mouth?

Yes, her breasts, yes, you said that, but Marvin - you work so hard and all Princess Ursela does is Pilates, pore-cleansing & shopping for luxury bras

Marvin - I helped you design that $900 silver ring - you took Ursela to a fancy dinner - you proposed, kneeling after the tiramisu dessert & she said No?! Ursela says you gotta spend $10,000 minimum on a 2 carat diamond or her Hillsboro friends will laugh?

Marvin, I married my wife with a $40 ring - $20 a breast & you’re gonna spend $5K per on Ursela? Marvin, give that suit to the Salvation Army I know a shower in San Jose we can grout

Marvin, you’re leaving the union for some capitalist boobs? You’re deserting the revolution for upper class nipples? No, Marvin, no! I won’t be your best man. I’m not even gonna go to your wedding.

Marvin, I’m glad you know how to fix toilets You’re gonna need that skill Because you and Ursela are entirely full of shit