Let’s eat the rich with mayonnaise This is my manifesto Let’s eat billionaires with tartar sauce With hummus or with pesto
Let’s gobble up the oligarchs Boiled, baked, or barbecued all their muscles, fat & marrow what’s left over - is cat food
There are 3,000 billionaires 250 tons of human meat Flanks & steaks & loins & ribs 6,000 pickled feet
A billion people are hungry Every day of every year Let’s serve them first & then we’ll watch Dogs gnawing on dried ears
You can’t say we didn’t warn ‘em “Eat The Rich” has been on signs Ever since the Queen of France Suggested cake in 1789
Take Your Boss to Lunch on Monday & serve him to the workers Collectivize on Tuesday That would very much amuse me
Landlord Meat is High In Protein Delicious with rice & beans Oligarchs, like Great White Sharks Best eaten grilled, in public parks
Eating billionaires should be widely endorsed As an appetizer or a main course Devour them all, because the ultra-rich Should NOT exist Unless they’re cooked thoroughly & served on a dish
